It’s not often I do a post that’s not really related to fashion, shopping or beauty but here goes.
I like readings posts in which you get to find out something about the blogger but instead of writing a post of the things I like or the things I dislike I thought I’d write a post on the things I don’t like that I wish I did.
I think I need to explain, I’m fussy there are lots of things I don’t like and I really can’t help it. In fact there is so much I don’t like that sometimes I feel like I’m missing out. I could pretend I liked these things, of course I could pretend but that wouldn’t work so this is my list of things that as much as I try and as much as I wish I did I still don’t like.
Baths/Bathproducts
I know where most of this dislike stems from and that is my sensitive skin. When I was little bath products would bring me out in a rash now I’m older my skin has toughened up slightly but the urge to stew in my own filth has never appeared. I’m defiantly a shower girl I hate the way my hands end up looking like prunes, over scented bath stuff makes me sneeze, at 5”7 I cant even stretch out in my bath I dont understand what there is to like.
If I’m in water but I can’t swim in it the area of water it too small. No amount of bath bombs, scrubs, or potions will change my mind.
[My OH loves a good soak and is partical to the odd bath bomb!]
Harry Potter/LOTR/Twighlight/ Fantasybooks
Everyone was so excited about the last harry potter film but I couldn’t even raise a smile. I was forces to read the first to books at school and I didn’t like them then and I’ve snoozed through most of the films since. To be honest for a creative writing student I lack imagination. If a story has a talking animal, element of magic or is set somewhere that doesn’t resemble somewhere I’ve been I have a hard job caring. I like characters I can relate to, I can’t relate to a wizard,vampire goblin,dragon...... Quite frankly I have a tough time understanding the world we really live in with trying to immerse myself in another.
Crisps
Have you ever cut your mouth with a sharp crisp, it hurts and I’m not willing to take the risk. I’ve never really liked them in fact I remember people asking me why I didn’t have crisps in my pack lunch at school with a concerned tilt of the head.
Getting drunk
This is probably the one I wish the most because not wanting to get drunk almost singles you out as an abnormality. I used to love to get drunk, if you had told me 5 years ago that getting drunk would be something that I DIDNT enjoy I would have never ever believed you. Tipsy is fine however drunk fills me with fear.I dont trust myself,others, or my ability to not vomit. Being made to feel like I should drink just to fit in fills me with anger.
Fancy food
I’m talking anything with a lot of fancy ingredients is you want a fish pie and your offered an octopus and chiriozo stew with saffron aioli. I’m not saying I wouldn’t like it but I like to understand what I’m eating before I eat it. I like simple food. When I’m cooking I’ll be more adventurous but when I’m eating out I don’t want to be intimidated by the menu or confused by the sheer amount of cutlery.
My mum had a belief that if the sauce comes in anything other than a sachet the eatery is too fancy for me – she is totally right.
Surprises
When someone says I have a surprise for you it sets a huge expectation that you will like the aforementioned surprise. The word surprise sends shock waves of fear along my neck as a surreptitiously try and practice me “thank you I love it” face which I have been told I am very bad at.
I hope you enjoyed the LONGEST POST EVER. I'll leave you with a photo of yesterdays OOTD I tried to rock the oversized man pant chino look what do you think? (They are so oversized that i did at point feel like I was missing a penis just to fill the pants out.)

Ps. I'm up and out so early because i'm heading to Judys Vintage fair in Manchester, its a special Christmas edition today and should be great but becuase of rail works its going to take 2 hrs just to get there! :[